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Hey bae u deep throat? Lemme hit that
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schloong:

i only deep throat the words of jesus christ amen

Posted 1 hour ago
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ruinedchildhood:

Girls will take anything you say literally

Posted 2 hours ago

buttsandbarbells:

How To Relationship 101

Posted 2 hours ago

nosdrinker:

me: hey guys what are you talking about

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Posted 3 hours ago

dragonbadgerhugs:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

castielcampbell:

eccoecco:

despairchihiro:

"ugh tumblr is so hypocritical smh"

well the site has over 1 million users and the closest thing to agreement is that they all dislike wasps what the FUCK were you expecting

i actually like wasps

you just couldn’t go with the flow COULD you! just HAD to be our SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!

What now? Umbridge Sympathizers?!

I like Umbridge I think she’s swell

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(Source: hopepunk-remade)

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brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass)

Posted 4 hours ago

adamsbananas:

danny devito is the sexiest man alive. reblog if you agree

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  1. every distressed captain/commander in mass effect: what the fuck is this im in trouble and I asked for an entire fleet
  2. shepard: I AM THE FLEET
Posted 6 hours ago

Girls in thigh-high anything are a legitimate reason to die for.

Posted 6 hours ago